We named our party play list daddy issues
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
