eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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