Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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