so let's talk penis.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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