you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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