I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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