Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
