If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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