I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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