she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
