Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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