I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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