he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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