marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Duck Duck Cougar?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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