need another drink. this is the easiest way
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
