he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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