It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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