Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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