I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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