woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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