tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Randomize
