I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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