Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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