U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
they need to just BURY HIM!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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