Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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