I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize
