is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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