Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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