how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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