Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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