so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
