Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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