we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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