I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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