I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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