Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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