Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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