Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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