Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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