I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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