I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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