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Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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