You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
FUCK WHALES
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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