When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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