I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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