D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I need water and some morals
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