Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Are my feet made of real feet?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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