We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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