Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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