That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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