what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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