Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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