what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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